Corporate Avatars still suck

Published February 17th, 2010 in Mockery.    No Comments.

For the haters… the haters

Published January 28th, 2010 in Mockery.    No Comments.

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How you know the music business isn’t completely over

Published January 19th, 2010 in Mockery.    No Comments.

Record executives can still put a flight to Cannes on their expenses

The VEVO launch playlist

Published December 9th, 2009 in Mockery.    No Comments.

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We would link to the respective videos on VEVO, but…

Entire broken EP – Nine Inch Nails
“Down” – 311
“Stinkfist” – Tool
“Shiver” – Coldplay
“Don’t Stop Believin’” – Journey
“Money Ain’t A Thang” – Jermaine Dupri featuring Jay-Z
“Ghosts In The Machine” – The Police
“Slow Hands” – Interpol
“Fantasy” – Mariah Carey
“Let’s Get Retarded” – Black Eyed Peas
“A medley of “Mr. Self Destruct” + “I Do Not Want This” + “The Downward

Vevo this

Published November 19th, 2009 in Mockery.    1 Comment.

If music videos are so big on the web, why has production on ground-breaking videos completely stopped?

Your American Idol

Published November 6th, 2009 in Mockery.    No Comments.

Three Hyundais or dinner?

Published November 5th, 2009 in Mockery.    1 Comment.

Rammstein… new box set reflects the sizes of the six members’ wienerwursts

Published October 26th, 2009 in Mockery.    1 Comment.

The Rammstein box set coming out, titled “Liebe Ist Für Alle Da” (German to English translation: “Lube Is For Your Ass!”), comes with a metal flight case, five extra tracks that weren’t “good enough” for the record, industrial-strength handcuffs (to make sure people listen to the whole record), lubricant and…this is where the punch-line comes in… six pink dildos that reflect the sizes of the six members’ wienerwursts.

True?

Published October 23rd, 2009 in Mockery.    1 Comment.

“But I think, in a sense, the more interesting challenge is, ‘What is rock ‘n’ roll in this changing world?’ Because, to some extent, the concept of the music fan — the concept of the person who buys music and listens to music for the pleasure of music itself — is an outdated idea.”

Adam Clayton of U2

In the high school halls

Published October 16th, 2009 in Mockery.    4 Comments.

So, you ladies feel like a night of FORTRAN programming?


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