Miley Dahmer

Apparently, there are some things in life worse than being lured to Jeffrey Dahmer’s seedy apartment where you are drugged into paralysis, a hole then drilled in your skull & toxic fluids introduced onto the surface of your brain to make you a sex zombie until he gets tired of using you, so he kills you and eats your genitals.

Until Miley Cyrus made this “Twitter Protest” video, the above scenario would have been tops on most people’s “Please God, don’t let it happen to me” list. But I’m pretty sure I’d rather have my corpse stuffed in a 55 gallon drum with a “BioHazard” warning stenciled on the side than EVER watch this video again.