To: LA Reid, Steve Bartels, Steve Gawley, Michael Seltzer, Joseph Borrino, Chris Hicks
Subject: PUT MY SHIT OUT!

Peace to all,

With all do respect to you all, Nas is NOBODY’s slave. This is not the 1800′s, respect me and I will respect you.

I won’t even tap dance around in an email, I will get right into it. People connect to the Artist @ the end of the day, they don’t connect with the executives. Honestly, nobody even cares what label puts out a great record, they care about who recorded it. Yet time and time again its the executives who always stand in the way of a creative artist’s dream and aspirations. You don’t help draw the truth from my deepest and most inner soul, you don’t even do a great job @ selling it. The #1 problem with DEF JAM is pretty simple and obvious, the executives think they are the stars. You aren’t…. not even close. As a matter of fact, you wish you were, but it didn’t work out so you took a desk job. To the consumer, I COME FIRST. Stop trying to deprive them! I have a fan base that dies for my music and a RAP label that doesn’t understand RAP. Pretty fucked up situation

This isn’t the 90′s though. Beefing with record labels is so 15 years ago. @ this point I just need you all to be very clear where I stand and how I feel about “my label.” I could go on twitter or hot 97 tomorrow and get 100,000 protesters @ your building but I choose to walk my own path my own way because since day one I have been my own man. I did business with Tommy Mottola and Donnie Einer, two of the most psycho dudes this business ever created. I worked well with them for one major reason……. they believed in me. The didn’t give a fuck about what any radio station or magazine said….those dudes had me.

Lost Tapes is a movement and a very important set up piece for my career as it stands. I started this over 5 years ago @ Columbia and nobody knew what it was or what it did but the label put it out as an LP and the fans went crazy for it and I single handlely built a new brand of rap albums. It’s smart and after 5 years it’s still a head of the game. This feels great and you not feeling what I’m feeling is disturbing. Don’t get in the way of my creativity. We are aligned with the stars here, this is a movement. There is a thing called KARMA that comes to haunt you when you tamper with the aligning stars. WE ARE GIVING THE PEOPLE EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. Stop throwing dog shit on a MAGICAL moment.

You don’t get another Nas recording that doesn’t count against my deal….PERIOD! Keep your bullshit $200,000.00 fund. Open the REAL budget. This is a New York pioneers ALBUM, there ain’t many of us. I am ready to drop in the 4th quarter. You don’t even have shit coming out! Stop being your own worst enemy. Let’s get money!

-N.Jones

Record executives can still put a flight to Cannes on their expenses

We would link to the respective videos on VEVO, but…

Entire broken EP – Nine Inch Nails
“Down” – 311
“Stinkfist” – Tool
“Shiver” – Coldplay
“Don’t Stop Believin’” – Journey
“Money Ain’t A Thang” – Jermaine Dupri featuring Jay-Z
“Ghosts In The Machine” – The Police
“Slow Hands” – Interpol
“Fantasy” – Mariah Carey
“Let’s Get Retarded” – Black Eyed Peas
“A medley of “Mr. Self Destruct” + “I Do Not Want This” + “The Downward Spiral” – Nine Inch Nails

The Rammstein box set coming out, titled “Liebe Ist Für Alle Da” (German to English translation: “Lube Is For Your Ass!”), comes with a metal flight case, five extra tracks that weren’t “good enough” for the record, industrial-strength handcuffs (to make sure people listen to the whole record), lubricant and…this is where the punch-line comes in… six pink dildos that reflect the sizes of the six members’ wienerwursts.

Courtesy of The Daily Swarm, and wherever they got it.

Adam Clayton of U2 Sep. 2009

So, you ladies feel like a night of FORTRAN programming?

Until Miley Cyrus made this “Twitter Protest” video, the above scenario would have been tops on most people’s “Please God, don’t let it happen to me” list. But I’m pretty sure I’d rather have my corpse stuffed in a 55 gallon drum with a “BioHazard” warning stenciled on the side than EVER watch this video again.

Courtesy of 11points.com

Thom Yorke’s single for “Feeling Pulled Apart By Horses” / “The Hollow Earth”

Dear Thom… hope you enjoyed the yellowtail sashimi with jalepeno.  It’s perfect.

Sure we’ll approve your merger… just give me back my $10,000 in convenience charges back.

(Fun image courtesy of Elliot)

This isn’t fake.  Courtesy of DavidBowie.com