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Corporate Avatars still suck

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:55:47 +0000

For the haters… the haters

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:10:57 +0000

How you know the music business isn’t completely over

admin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:31:48 +0000

Record executives can still put a flight to Cannes on their expenses

The VEVO launch playlist

admin — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:18:37 +0000

We would link to the respective videos on VEVO, but…

Entire broken EP – Nine Inch Nails
“Down” – 311
“Stinkfist” – Tool
“Shiver” – Coldplay
“Don’t Stop Believin’” – Journey
“Money Ain’t A Thang” – Jermaine Dupri featuring Jay-Z
“Ghosts In The Machine” – The Police
“Slow Hands” – Interpol
“Fantasy” – Mariah Carey
“Let’s Get Retarded” – Black Eyed Peas
“A medley of “Mr. Self Destruct” + “I Do Not Want This” + “The Downward Spiral” – Nine Inch Nails

Vevo this

admin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:07:47 +0000

If music videos are so big on the web, why has production on ground-breaking videos completely stopped?

Your American Idol

admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:11:07 +0000

Three Hyundais or dinner?

admin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:01:05 +0000

Rammstein… new box set reflects the sizes of the six members’ wienerwursts

admin — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:45:18 +0000

The Rammstein box set coming out, titled “Liebe Ist Für Alle Da” (German to English translation: “Lube Is For Your Ass!”), comes with a metal flight case, five extra tracks that weren’t “good enough” for the record, industrial-strength handcuffs (to make sure people listen to the whole record), lubricant and…this is where the punch-line comes in… six pink dildos that reflect the sizes of the six members’ wienerwursts.

Courtesy of The Daily Swarm, and wherever they got it.

True?

admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:40:41 +0000

“But I think, in a sense, the more interesting challenge is, ‘What is rock ‘n’ roll in this changing world?’ Because, to some extent, the concept of the music fan — the concept of the person who buys music and listens to music for the pleasure of music itself — is an outdated idea.”

Adam Clayton of U2 Sep. 2009

In the high school halls

admin — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:27:18 +0000

So, you ladies feel like a night of FORTRAN programming?

It’s not a clown car

admin — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:59:58 +0000

Jews for Jesus

admin — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:24:35 +0000

Miley Dahmer

admin — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:49:58 +0000

Apparently, there are some things in life worse than being lured to Jeffrey Dahmer’s seedy apartment where you are drugged into paralysis, a hole then drilled in your skull & toxic fluids introduced onto the surface of your brain to make you a sex zombie until he gets tired of using you, so he kills you and eats your genitals.

Until Miley Cyrus made this “Twitter Protest” video, the above scenario would have been tops on most people’s “Please God, don’t let it happen to me” list. But I’m pretty sure I’d rather have my corpse stuffed in a 55 gallon drum with a “BioHazard” warning stenciled on the side than EVER watch this video again.

Seacrest

admin — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:18:34 +0000

Courtesy of 11points.com

Is the future of music… the $15 vinyl single?

admin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:30:13 +0000

Thom Yorke’s single for “Feeling Pulled Apart By Horses” / “The Hollow Earth”

Dear Thom… hope you enjoyed the yellowtail sashimi with jalepeno. It’s perfect.

Blonde on Blonde… the greatest tribute to lesbians ever?

admin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:19:35 +0000

Live Nation and their slutty fiancee Ticketmaster

admin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:11:27 +0000

Sure we’ll approve your merger… just give me back my $10,000 in convenience charges back.

(Fun image courtesy of Elliot)

While it’s not the fat lady singing, it is a Lego Iggy Pop singing

admin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 03:25:06 +0000

This isn’t fake. Courtesy of DavidBowie.com

Thom Yorke solo… and my wife won’t let me go

admin — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:00:59 +0000

What’s a man to do?

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